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True Confessions of a Woman

by Kelly Crawford
These poor, dear ones with whom I live,
They must be at wits’ end,
One day I’m sweet, the next I’m not,
And Friday, sweet again!
I live in exclamation points–
It’s Always! Never! Really!
Only the grace of God, I’m sure,
Keeps hubby from wanting to kill me!
I could blame my wacky hormones
On these ever-changing moods,
Or maybe it’s the MSG
They put in all the food.
Bi-polar? Nah…it couldn’t be,
Two people living in one?
If that’s the case, the strangest thing—
One leaves when I answer the phone!
Yesterday nothing at all was wrong,
Now there’s nothing right under the sun,
The only thing harder than being a woman
Is being married to one!
Kelly Crawford
8-18-08

 

 

 

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8 comments

Kathy, Jeff's Wife August 18, 2008 - 5:45 pm

Amen, amen and AMEN!!!

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Meghann August 18, 2008 - 8:41 pm

LOVE it!

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Monica August 18, 2008 - 11:01 pm

A beautiful reflection of my own life. ;0)
(Though I have been blaming the pregnant hormones!)

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Tracy August 18, 2008 - 11:51 pm

LOL, I wondered if you were writing about me!

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These Three Kings August 19, 2008 - 12:10 am

okay.put me on blast why dont you..

Wow what a mess after the fall we are

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Mommy Reg August 19, 2008 - 2:17 am

Love it!

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Kim M. August 19, 2008 - 9:48 am

yep….that’s me!

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Feminine Pursuits August 19, 2008 - 9:57 am

Kelly,
I was wondering if you could give your opinion on an “End Times” post on this blog http://myblessedhome.blogspot.com/

I cannot link directly to it, but it is about half way down the page entitled “Are we in the 7-year tribulation Part 2”

I would love to read what your thoughts are on this subject. I agree with everything else you have posted on any given subject. I can’t think of anything that we disagree on. In light of the most recent posts that you have done, I’m curious to know whether you think it is “a sign of the times”

Thanks!
Ashley

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